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#8536
Amigo
We all just sat there and watched as Pepe Le Pew tried to rape that cat. Shame on us.
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#8535
Amigo
If I should die before I wake… I ask the lord my phone to erase
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#8534
Amigo
If you guys ever need anything always remember I’m just an unanswered phone call away.
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#7537
Amigo
I swear, if my memory gets any worse I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.
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#7536
Amigo
To avoid conversations at work, always walk with purpose and a toilet plunger
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#7535
Amigo
You know you’re a bad driver when Siri tells you “after 400 feet stop and let me out”
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GTFO!
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#7534
Amigo
You only have one childhood, it may as well last your entire life
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