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#8543
Amigo
Do the Chinese realize that when they’re visiting America, they buy souvenirs made in their own country?
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#8542
Amigo
A woman’s anger is like a check engine light; there’s no pleasant way to determine what caused it, so just ignore it and hope it goes away.
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#8541
Amigo
Nicknames are WAY more fun when people don’t know they have them
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#8540
Amigo
The cashier told me “Strip down, facing me.” How was I to know she meant my debit card?
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#8539
Amigo
I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato.
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#8538
Cyberbilly
I think on my deathbed I'll tell everyone "pray for me". Then I'll give them an envelope to be opened after die with a note inside that says "Pray harder next time."
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#8537
Amigo
Shoutout to this ATM fee for making me buy my own money.
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