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#8550
Amigo
I do my best proofreading after I hit send.
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#8549
Amigo
* packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip * unpacks 3 months after coming home
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#8548
Amigo
If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
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#8547
Amigo
Sometimes, the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is an idiot.
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#8546
Amigo
If they just built prisons out of the stuff they package electronics in, no one could ever escape.
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#8545
Amigo
A movie ticket for a baby should cost at least $50.
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#8544
Amigo
Thinking about moving to Alabama just so I don’t have to scroll through all those other states when I sign up for websites
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