Funny Status Ideas

If running on a treadmill was the only way to recharge our phones we would be the healthiest mofos on the planet

Ever talk to someone so stupid they make you squint?

You look like you only got about 5 of your 8 hours of beauty sleep last night...

Let's be honest, we all have someone on Facebook we wanna bang...with a pan.

Do Re Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Meeeee - Kanye West warming up

Me: Did you hear what I just said? Him: Yes Me: Ok, then what did I say? Him: "Did you hear what I just said?"

Exercise? I thought you said "extra fries".