Funny Status Ideas

The bank teller was wearing a mask, so I gave her all my money.

We are about two weeks away from knowing everyone’s true hair color.

Funny how by doing the responsible thing and staying home the more homeless you look.

Before you complain too much about your situation, remember, someone is quarantined with your ex.

So when do we get assigned our Hunger Games districts?

Sadly, the Coronavirus has better coverage than T-Mobile.

For the average American the best way to tell if you have Covid-19 is to couch in a rich person’s face and wait for their test result.