Funny Status Ideas

I know it's just rain but I still don't like hearing my mom say she got 6 inches.

In the South, they remove the 'g' from the end of most words. Just sayin'.

Camping is fun if you're into pretending that you're homeless.

When I hear someone say, "chicken pot pie," I get excited three times.

If ninjas are supposed to be so super stealthy, why do they bother wearing a mask?

My bank just called me because of suspicious activity on my debit card. They couldn't believe I bought a gym membership.

Dear Fruity Pebbles: Calorie content w/out milk is unnecessary. Anyone shoving dry Fruity Pebbles down their throat isn’t counting calories