Funny Status Ideas

Sex-ed classes in school should just be listening to a baby cry for six straight hours while watching the same cartoon on repeat.

I don’t give my money to homeless people because I believe I’m going to buy booze with it

Does swimming in debt count as cardio?

There's no better reminder to visit your dentist than a trip to Walmart.

Sometimes I feel like I get less attention than a white crayon.

I know it's just rain but I still don't like hearing my mom say she got 6 inches.

In the South, they remove the 'g' from the end of most words. Just sayin'.