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#8613
Even as little kids we knew about STDs. We just called them Cooties.
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#8612
According to WebMD, I'm sick and tired of people.
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#8611
Amigo
Why do single women take advice from other single women? That’s like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
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#8610
Amigo
I love finding money in my clothes. It’s like a gift to me… from me.
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#8609
Amigo
Men are like dogs. We’re excited to see you and have no clue what you’re mad about.
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#8608
Amigo
My wife won’t get the remote that’s in the other room, but if my wallet was at the bottom of an ocean she’d be shopping already.
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#8607
Amigo
When Mike Tyson says “Bithneth”…… You know he really means business
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