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#8662
Amigo
I get carried away sometimes… Usually because I refuse to leave
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#8661
Amigo
I got my stomach by doing as many crunches as I can everyday. Usually either Nestle or Captain
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#8660
Amigo
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it...
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#8659
Amigo
My wife says I talk while I sleep, but I’m skeptical. Nobody at work has ever mentioned it.
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#8658
Amigo
Textaphrenia – thinking you've heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.
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#8657
"Come on, no one else is doing it!" - Hipster peer pressure
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#8656
Amigo
I need to adjust the brightness settings for my future.
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