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#8697
Electric hand dryers are great for when you want to just give up and wipe your hands on your pants.
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#8696
I don’t mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
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#8695
Amigo
The sign said “WET PAINT” so I emptied my Dasani water bottle on it. I’m currently waiting on further instructions.
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#8694
Amigo
Don’t you wish some people would start using a glue stick instead of lipstick?
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#8693
Amigo
Political views are like children. Some people don’t have one or want one. Others keep trying to show theirs off
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#8692
Taking viagra for my sunburn. Doesn't cure it but it keeps the sheets off of my legs at night!
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Amigo
I’m glad they finally made waterproof phones. Pushing friends into the pool is funny.
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