Funny Status Ideas

When quarantine is over, let’s not tell some people.

Quarantine tip: you never have to loosen your pants if you never wear any.

When the virus is over I still want some of you to stay away from me.

I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe

Show of hands...how many of you are stuck in the house with a 75 something-year-old behaving like a toddler amped up on fun dip??

Sometimes I wonder if I could get away with murder, but then I remember I can’t even eat pancakes without getting syrup all over me.

Having some states lockdown, and some states not lockdown is like having a peeing section in the pool.