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When the virus is over I still want some of you to stay away from me.

I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe

Show of hands...how many of you are stuck in the house with a 75 something-year-old behaving like a toddler amped up on fun dip??

Sometimes I wonder if I could get away with murder, but then I remember I can’t even eat pancakes without getting syrup all over me.

Having some states lockdown, and some states not lockdown is like having a peeing section in the pool.

Does anybody else's car get 4 weeks to the gallon?

Anyone know where I can get plastic eggs big enough to hide hand sanitizer in?