Funny Status Ideas

Just dropped off some film to be processed. More on this story as it develops.

Back in my day, we didn’t have Instagram. We had to bore people in person with photo albums.

I bet the Fantastic 4 were just pretending to have a girl in the group. "Uh yeah she's just invisible right now. She's totally real though."

Tim Tebow claims he's still training for the NFL. It's always possible they might need a holy waterboy.

The best password cracking software is a pissed off ex.

I’m just going to put an “Out of Order” sticker on my forehead and call it a day.

I knew a girl that used to run outside naked every New Years. Sadly this year that streak came to an end.