Funny Status Ideas

Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.

Confucius says Love one another. If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words.

Mom always said not to write on walls…but apparently on Facebook you can.

Follow your dreams. Unless it’s a person. ..apparently they call THAT stalking.

You should be able to park in an “expecting mother” parking space if you’re waiting for your mom.

You never outgrow sleepovers, they just become coed.

Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve.