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#8767
Amigo
Press 1 for someone who probably learned English last year but is going to try and communicate effectively with you anyway
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#8766
Amigo
I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.
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#8765
I have been in parks less shady than you.
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#8764
If you want to keep a secret from me, put it inside a Facebook event invitation.
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#8763
I wish real life had as many ejection seats as cartoons.
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#8762
Robert Zunick
At the end of the day, life should ask us, ‘Do you want to save the changes?’
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#8761
Cyberbilly
If everything tastes like us, why do we have to die? –Chickens
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