Funny Status Ideas

Ladies, even in social distancing, men exaggerate. They'll claim it's six feet, but it's really only three.

If we are being honest, we all have dated a man/woman that we would feed to a tiger.

Quarantine starting to feel like Vegas in my house. Cocktails are acceptable at any hour, I’m losing money by the minute, and I don’t even know what time it is.

Who else has been drunk the entire month of Mapril?

Now's a good time for Walmart to get all those shopping cart front wheels fixed.

A guy at Kroger asked me if I know where Engagement, Ohio is. I said it's between Dayton and Marion.

The Casinos are now offering curbside pickup. Call ahead and they come out and take your money right from your car.