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#8781
Amigo
The older I get, the more badly I realize I need adult supervision.
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#8780
I don't want my wife getting massages. All that can happen is she learns that other people can touch her better than I do.
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#8779
Traci Schanck
I'm not sure if life is passing me by or trying to run me over.
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#8778
Amigo
Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep, 9 if you're ugly.
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#8777
Amigo
If aliens ever attack, I hope they do it in rows of 8, going right and left directly above me. I’m very skilled at shooting aliens this way.
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#8776
Robert Zunick
Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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#8775
Robert Zunick
Confucius says Love one another. If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words.
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