Funny Status Ideas

In the word "scent" is it the s that is silent or the c?

My kid: Why did the Tooth Fairy write me a check? Me: I don't know but she needs you to hold on to it until the 1st of the month.

Morning has broken. Let's let it go back to bed and sleep it off until it feels better.

I HATE it when I think I'm buying organic vegetables, but when I get home I discover they're just regular donuts.

I went for a run tonight. Sure, it was a beer run but, I was still sweating by the end.

Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to prevent me from savagely beating my coworkers with a keyboard.

I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say, "hey, that one looks like an idiot"