Funny Status Ideas

I really wish Wal-Mart had a 10 teeth or more line...

There's a restaurant in my neighborhood called China Buffet 2. If I haven't eaten at the first one, will the food there make sense to me?

Why does Play-Doh say "fun to play with, not to eat" then make 1000 accessories that all make it shaped like food?

God made us friends because he knew no mother could handle us as sisters.

If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt.

Technically, we're all half centaur.

Old video games couldn't be won. They just got harder and harder until you died. Just like real life.