Funny Status Ideas

Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today, and nextday.

‪I love getting cute morning texts like “your order has been shipped“‬

Kim Jon Un is the type of leader to fake his death then punish everyone that celebrated.

I need to social distance myself from the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

Ever wonder how many news reporters, reporting from home, aren't wearing pants?

Ladies, even in social distancing, men exaggerate. They'll claim it's six feet, but it's really only three.

If we are being honest, we all have dated a man/woman that we would feed to a tiger.