Funny Status Ideas

Would you mind going with me to my next Psychologist appointment? He thinks I'm making you up.

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

Center of a doughnut is 100% fat free.

When life gets you down, just remember: It’s never too early or too late for a nap.

I’ve accepted that I’ll never get back to my original weight. After all, when you think about it, 6 lbs. 3 oz. is pretty unrealistic

Hawaii is a great place to live if you hate being eligible for contests.

If you’re wondering about who the oldest James Bond was, don’t google ‘old man bond age’