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#9854
If you're ever attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.
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#9853
It used to be acceptable to make fun of fat people, and now, we're all fat. I hear karma fat is the hardest to lose.
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#9852
I believe pizza delivery cars should be allowed to use sirens
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#9851
Amigo
The way you feel when your phone dies is exactly how Cinderella must have felt at midnight
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#9850
Amigo
If Facebook isn’t a drug then someone please explain to me why I sneak into the bathroom at work to use it.
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#9849
Amigo
They should have cell phone chargers in waiting rooms instead of magazines.
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#9848
I like to reply to late night snapchat selfies with "what the f*&% is that behind you?!" just because I know the sender has no way to review the photo and will spend the rest of their night scared out of their minds.
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