Funny Status Ideas

Center of a doughnut is 100% fat free.

When life gets you down, just remember: It’s never too early or too late for a nap.

I’ve accepted that I’ll never get back to my original weight. After all, when you think about it, 6 lbs. 3 oz. is pretty unrealistic

Hawaii is a great place to live if you hate being eligible for contests.

If you’re wondering about who the oldest James Bond was, don’t google ‘old man bond age’

With the new iPhone bending in people's pockets it has left hipsters debating between the new iphone and skinny jeans.

I eat the first half of a burrito to get full, I eat the second half to teach myself a lesson