Funny Status Ideas

I’ve finally worked up the courage to tell you how I feel. I feel hungry.

Since they're loud and heavily scented already, Abercrombie & Fitch stores really are the ideal spot to go fart.

The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee.

I don't think I meet the height requirement to ride your emotional roller coaster.

When I die I want my body donated to science, but more specifically a scientist who is working on bringing dead guys back to life…

Would you mind going with me to my next Psychologist appointment? He thinks I'm making you up.

Why do baby clothes have pockets?