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#9875
Some people need more than a beauty sleep. They need a beauty hibernation.
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#9874
Cyberbilly
OK. Who called it Scientology and not Cruise control?
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#9873
Cyberbilly
Lawns: You cut them, then water them so they grow just so you can cut them again. This does not make sense.
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#9872
Cyberbilly
Spoiler alert: Your '97 Nissan Sentra doesn't need one.
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#9871
Cyberbilly
All I'm saying is you don't see many neck tattoos on Jeopardy.
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#9870
My dog reacts to the vacuum cleaner much the same way I react when my wife says "We need to talk".
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#9869
When I was a kid...no wait, I still do that.
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