Funny Status Ideas

A recent earthquake has wiped out Etchisketchistan.

I’m still waiting for the episode of Storage Wars where there’s a homeless guy living in the unit.

The art of taking a self pic fast enough that no one sees you. The Stealthfie.

That message felt like a great idea until I hit send.

Nothing is truly lost until your mom can't find it.

My wife is boycotting the NFL. Her boycott began in 1989.

We will continue having meetings everyday until I find out why no work is getting done around here.