Funny Status Ideas

The art of taking a self pic fast enough that no one sees you. The Stealthfie.

That message felt like a great idea until I hit send.

Nothing is truly lost until your mom can't find it.

My wife is boycotting the NFL. Her boycott began in 1989.

We will continue having meetings everyday until I find out why no work is getting done around here.

Every selfie posted should come stamped with a number like limited edition prints. "Attempt 14 of 25".

Getting over body issues is a like getting over a fear of heights. The trick is not to look down.