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#9903
When they say all expenses paid, does that include bail?
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#9902
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I don’t understand why Walmart has a problem with me bringing my dog in the store. He’s better behaved, smells better, and less likely to take a crap on the floor than 95% of the people here.
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#9901
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Sad how some stick figures get stuck working the hangman game, while others get to have nice families on the back of SUVs
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#9900
I wonder if this whole Ebola thing is going to go viral.
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#9899
There is no better indication of how drunk you are than how loudly you declare that you're not.
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#9898
Our office just got a new conference table. It sleeps 20.
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#9897
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When people ask me what I did over the weekend, I always squint and respond “Why, what did you hear?
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