Funny Status Ideas

The spread of the coronavirus is based on two factors. 1) How dense the population is. 2) How dense the population is.

If you hate wearing a mask, you're really not going to like the ventilator.

Marijuana is legal but haircuts are not! It took almost 50 years but the hippies finally won.

I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes. The doctor says it's terminal.

‪If I use my stimulus money to buy baby chickens, does this mean we got money for nothing and chicks for free? ‬

If you can't look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you probably still are.

If you want to impress me with your car, it had better be a food truck.