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#10890
Novell
I wonder how long I’d be on hold if my call wasn’t important to them...
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#10889
Novell
No one in my entire life has believed in me more than the waiter who gave me a single napkin to use while eating my lunch yesterday.
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#10888
Why do they even offer 2014 as an option when selecting your birth date? Like you’re fresh out of the womb ready to join Gmail.
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#10887
When life gives you lemons... get the tequila and salt.
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#10886
Cyberbilly
I have a strange feeling this year's "must have" Halloween costume will be a Level-4 biohazard suit.
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#10885
Homercles
Helped a Mexican ex-gangster get a job today... and I STILL got an 'F' !?! ... Apparently that is not how you "Write an Essay"!
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#9918
I would rather listen to an album recorded by an actual pitbull than Pitbull.
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