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#10897
Who wants to learn Roman numerals? I for one.
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#10896
I think I'll tell my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage
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#10895
It's almost "It's not even Thanksgiving yet and they're already decorating for Christmas!" season.
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#10894
Instead of going to couples therapy, married people should just join tinder and see what a nightmare single people have to deal with.
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#10893
It’s called a “remote” because those are your odds of finding it when you want to change the channel.
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#10892
There is no life on earth without water. Because without water, there is no coffee. And without coffee, I'll kill you all.
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#10891
Novell
If you’ve gauged huge holes in your ears and don’t keep Oreo cookies in them for snacks then what the hell’s the point man?
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