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#10925
Cyberbilly
I once dated a girl that was so bipolar that her mood ring acted like a strobe light.
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#10924
Novell
What do Eskimo's get from sitting on a block of ice? Polaroids.
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#10923
In the interest of fighting the childhood obesity epidemic, I've decided to eat all of the Halloween candy that I bought.
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#10922
I need to get my birthday suit taken in.
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#10921
Did you know a large group of baboons is called a Congress? Explains a lot doesn't it?
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#10920
I’d be 100x more motivated if Samuel L. Jackson yelled at me to get things done.
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#10919
Do people who run voluntarily know that we're not food anymore?
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