Funny Status Ideas

Calling someone a subpar golfer is very confusing.

I used to sell security alarms door to door, and I was really good at it. If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.

I've come to the conclusion that my Alexa is just another pet by how often I have to tell her no every day.

I bet Canada feels like they are living in the apartment above a Meth Lab.

Congratulations to the Astronauts that left Earth today. Good choice.

No mask on your face You big disgrace Spreading your germs all over the place. Freddie Mercury,

I recently bumped into the guy that sold me an antique globe. It's a small world.