Funny Status Ideas

I've come to the conclusion that my Alexa is just another pet by how often I have to tell her no every day.

I bet Canada feels like they are living in the apartment above a Meth Lab.

Congratulations to the Astronauts that left Earth today. Good choice.

No mask on your face You big disgrace Spreading your germs all over the place. Freddie Mercury,

I recently bumped into the guy that sold me an antique globe. It's a small world.

If 2020 had a flavor. It would be orange juice and toothpaste.

Because of Covid-19, for the first time since 1945 the National Spelling Bee is cancil... cancul... cansel... it’s been called off.