Funny Status Ideas

There is no such thing as a dirty mind. Just a sense of humor with adult content.

The way that I see it... in a couple of years, phones are going to become as big as a tablet, and tablets are going to become as small as a phone.

Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Coors or Budweiser -- Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.

I just don’t understand why Flo from Progressive needs to have an apron on to sell car insurance.

Maybe people don't put free cats in boxes on the side of the road, they just put out an empty box and all the stray cats in the area just sit in it.

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.

I have no words to describe this day. I do however have a number of obscene gestures that'd work.