Funny Status Ideas

Tattoo artists should have built-in spell check.

Best of luck explaining why you’re still single at Thanksgiving and Charles Manson isn’t

20 years from now, some adults are going to say they grew up on the “bad part of town,” meaning there was no 4G in that area.

I love a good nap. Sometimes it's the only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning.

How do they even grow a boneless chicken?

No you were not. You were not "just sayin'"

If you have a dog grooming business and didn't name it "Doggie Style" then something is seriously wrong with you.