Funny Status Ideas

Pavlov probably thought about feeding his dogs every time someone rang a bell.

I hate it when I see some old person and then I realize we went to high school together.

Has Covid-19 forced you to wear a mask and glasses at the same time? You may be entitled to condensation.

Funny how just before the Coronavirus I was like "I can't believe gas is a $I 99" And now I'm like "I can't believe gas is a $1.99" but have totally two different meanings.

Some vampires might get addicted to alcoholics.

Calling someone a subpar golfer is very confusing.

I used to sell security alarms door to door, and I was really good at it. If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.