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#11023
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Be nice to people on your way up so they won’t get suspicious when you’re rich and you invite them to your island to hunt them for sport.
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#11022
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My town is so boring that when I googled things to do a car rental company came up first.
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GTFO!
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#11021
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How many different animals did we have to jump on the backs of before we discovered horses were cool with it?
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#11020
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It may be time to get in shape. Halfway up this flight of stairs and I’m considering setting up base camp and trying again in the morning.
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GTFO!
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#11019
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This year, I’m gonna put mistletoe on my ass and let everyone just figure it out.
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GTFO!
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#11018
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If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail, just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there.
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GTFO!
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#11017
So am I the only one that has not been molested by Bill Cosby?
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