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#11044
Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother.
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#11043
So far my Christmas shopping has involved buying myself presents, so I'd say it's been a success.
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#11042
The problem with reading a good book is that you want to finish the book but you don’t want to finish the book.
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#11041
I wish we could donate body fat to those in need.
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#11040
Novell
Costco: The most expensive place in the world to save money.
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#11039
Novell
Why do medications always have side effects like ‘anal leakage’ & ‘suicidal thoughts’? Why not ‘invisibility’ or ‘spontaneous orgasms’?
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#11038
Timbob D.
Got to work today, right at the crack of Dawn. Sure wish that lady would wear a belt.
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