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#11051
Do you, take Ted the Optometrist to be your lawfully wedded husband, for better or worse? Better... or worse? Better... or worse?
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#11050
Whenever someone says they did something, "like a boss", I assume that means they didn’t do it at all and are merely taking credit for it.
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#11049
Sometimes, the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is an idiot.
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#11048
Sometimes it’s just better to buy new Tupperware than to risk opening the leftovers.
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#11047
When someone is murdered, they always investigate the spouse first. That pretty much tells you everything you need to know about marriage
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#11046
I just realized I’ll never be a Lawyer because I can’t pass a bar.
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#11045
Success is like a fart. It only bothers people when it's not their own.
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