Funny Status Ideas

Most teenagers pull their phones out of their pockets to check the time. We are reverting to the era of pocket watches.

If I were invisible I'd go to Paris and beat up a street mime...the applause he would get would be incredible

Police should wear red and blue light up shoes for when they have to chase someone on foot.

I'd say that 6:30 is the best clock time, hands down.

If I was the guy that made Where’s Waldo books I would have totally made a page where Waldo wasn’t there.

Jingle all the way. Nobody likes a half-assed jingler.

How do I disable the autocorrect function on my wife?