Funny Status Ideas

Police should wear red and blue light up shoes for when they have to chase someone on foot.

I'd say that 6:30 is the best clock time, hands down.

If I was the guy that made Where’s Waldo books I would have totally made a page where Waldo wasn’t there.

Jingle all the way. Nobody likes a half-assed jingler.

How do I disable the autocorrect function on my wife?

Why is "Pissed" an expression of being upset? I've never been so mad that I pee'd myself.

I need professional help. A chef and a butler should do it.