Funny Status Ideas

Hunting is easier for vegans because it’s easier to sneak up on plants.

I just got the results of my IQ test. It came back negative.

Wifey says I should use the term "make love" instead of "f*ck.". What the make love is she talking about?

I shurvivfed the dentisht wivout any notishable shide affecshss

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know...

I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make 1 wool sweater. I didn't even know they knew how to knit.

This is the third time someone in Liam Neeson’s family has been abducted, they really need to stop leaving the house.