Funny Status Ideas

I bought a car so old that it doesn't have dents, it has wrinkles.

I'm writing a funny book. should i call it "The Lone Ranger goes to Canada" or "On To Toronto Tonto"?

Be honest, you haven’t even walked a mile in your own shoes.

Some people should come with subtitles.

Take the high road. There's less traffic.

Most teenagers pull their phones out of their pockets to check the time. We are reverting to the era of pocket watches.

If I were invisible I'd go to Paris and beat up a street mime...the applause he would get would be incredible