Funny Status Ideas

Calm down! Walmart is just asking you to wear a mask. You can still wear your pajamas and leave your bras and teeth at home.

Let’s change the Redskins name to DC Marvels!

Someone probably choked to death on food in the Death Star cafeteria and everyone thought it was Vader doing it.

I sleep better naked, why can't the flight attendant understand this?

The way America is handling the Coronavirus, I'm surprised Mexico hasn't paid to finish the wall yet.

My wife didn't order anything from Amazon yesterday so the UPS guy knocked on our door to see if we're okay.

‪I just put some M&M’s into my mask and I am slowly eating them like a horse. I love the pandemic.