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Kristian Alekov
At some point, Subway convinced us all that it is ok to eat a whole loaf of bread in one sitting.
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Kristian Alekov
We are gonna have to retire the phrase “avoid it like the plague” because it turns out people don’t do that.
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Xyuppi
‪I’m gonna ask my mom if that offer to slap me into the next year still on the table. ‬
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Florida
Why is the sea so strong? It has a lot of mussels
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Florida
Do I really need a hypnotist? I'm open to suggestions.
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Kristian Alekov
I never thought I’d reach a point in my life where my hands have consumed more alcohol than my mouth.
With the way 2020 has been going I couldn't decide last night if I wanted to sit outside to watch the meteorite shower or take cover.
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