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#17840
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Xyuppi
I kinda wish Dolly Parton sang 10-2 Instead
The problem with daylight savings time is around midnight you start to feel like you're struggling to stay awake before you realize it's only 7:00 p.m.
#17838
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Xyuppi
I will be mailing out a W-2 on January 5th for everyone who was up in my business this year.
Me: I can do whatever I want through Christ who strengthens me Attorney: ok but again, as your lawyer I strongly advise you to not say that in court
Florida is just a humid Walmart
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Florida
A friend lost two fingers in saw accident. He asked the surgeon if he would be able to write with that hand. Surgeon replied: Maybe, but I wouldn’t count on it.
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Florida
Walmart is giving away free school clothes to anyone that can outrun security.
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