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#11114
dukes69charger
I named my car "flattery" because it gets me no where.
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#11113
dukes69charger
I lost my dog yesterday, i want to put up some ads and flyers but he cant even read!
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#11112
dukes69charger
I was visited by a jolly fat guy over the holidays with a bag over his shoulder, no not Santa, my brother came home from college with his laundry
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#11111
Calm down, different flavored Oreos. Nobody wants to make that kind of decision. Regular or Double stuff was hard enough.
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#11110
Robert Ryder
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch folks do it for hours.
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#11109
Robert Ryder
Studies show that 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy.
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#11108
Robert Ryder
I am finally old enough to realize my father was right, but now my kids think I am wrong.
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