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#11121
Robert Zunick
I know you people are crazy. I can spot my own kind a mile away.
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#11120
Robert Zunick
Kids today are so coddled - Elf on the Shelf, Toy Story. In my day, if dolls magically came to life, they murdered you and everyone you loved.
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#11119
Robert Zunick
Relationship goals: a relationship
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#11118
Robert Zunick
I wonder if Alex Trebek’s tombstone will say ‘Who was the host of Jeopardy?’
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#11117
Robert Zunick
Why does tasty mean that a thing tastes good and smelly mean that a thing smells bad?
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#11116
Novell
Why won't cannibals eat divorcees? Way too bitter.
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#11115
dukes69charger
Do receptionists at sperm banks ever say "Thanks for coming"?
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