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#11128
Novell
Nothing good has ever come from answering a call from a blocked phone number.
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#11127
Robert Ryder
Have you ever wondered how long it would take for a giraffe to throw up?
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#11126
Novell
Tried to donate blood today, but they had too many questions about where I got it.
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#11125
Robert Zunick
Shaking my cell phone to "Auto-Rotate" the screen brings me back to my childhood playing with a "Etch A Sketch!"
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#11124
Robert Zunick
Getting another set of teeth would be much more useful at age 60 than age 6.
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#11123
Robert Zunick
I’m going to retire and live off my life savings. What I’ll do the second week, I have no idea.
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#11122
Robert Zunick
Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance… The five stages of waking up!
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