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#11142
Novell
Jack The Ripper would be a great name for a fitness trainer.
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#11141
I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
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#11140
Bought a weight loss exercise video. After watching it 3 times a day for 3 months I haven't lost crap.
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#11139
Just blew the sugar off my donut. Dieting is hard!
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#11138
A garage sale is just a garbage sale where the "b" is silent.
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#11137
Robert Ryder
FYI strawberry shampoo does not taste nearly as good as it smells.
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#11136
Novell
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
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