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#11149
Robert Zunick
Your lights are on but I see someone’s been playing with your dimmer switch.
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#11148
The friend-zone is the only place that has more deflated balls than a patriots game.
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Novell
They say your memory is the first thing to... something...
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Novell
I shook the vending machine until my chips fell, so yeah, I’m a hunter-gatherer
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#11145
Ice skating is just walking in cursive.
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I wonder what the inventor of the drawing board said when his first design didn’t work out.
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#11143
To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it.
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