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#11156
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I used to have superpowers but the psychiatrist took them away
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#11155
I saw a car with a New England Patriots sticker driving in front of me. I was tempted to follow and deflate the tires.
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#11154
There’s so many people I’d love to get the silent treatment from
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#11153
Scientists have yet to explain how 300 people can be working at a Wal-Mart but only 4 registers will be open.
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#11152
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If you don’t leave a buffet looking like someone told you bad news you didn’t get your money’s worth.
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I broke a mirror now I'm looking at 7 years bad luck... but my lawyer thinks he can get me off with 3
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#11150
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If there’s one piece of advice I can give you it’s to marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than you so they wont eat all of yours.
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