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#11170
Novell
It’s all fun and games until they reply to your text with a phone call.
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#11169
Novell
Autocorrect changed “you’re so wise” to “you’re so wide”, and now I need to find a good hiding spot before my wife comes home.
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#11168
Novell
I’m going to start telling women that I’m available for a limited time only in hopes that their shopping instinct kicks in.
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#11167
The original name for Prozac was going to be Sadvil.
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#11166
You know you are desperate for an answer when you look at the second page of Google.
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#11165
Cyberbilly
I once overdosed on Viagra. My wife took it really hard.
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#11164
Robert Zunick
What would I give the woman who has everything? Well, my phone number for a start.
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