Funny Status Ideas

I can't drink champagne anymore after having a really bad experience. We had it at my wedding.

I was in the gifted program in school too! Though my school called it "Secret Santa".

On the internet, you have a better chance of surviving The Oregon Trail than a trip to WebMD!

Okay, I can't take it anymore. What in the hell holds the blocks up in Mario Brothers?

Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake.

Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands!

The fact that Burger King can sell you 10 chicken nuggets for $1.49 should concern you more than it should entice you.