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#11184
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
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#11183
I have lots of great personality traits. Or as my doctor calls them, symptoms.
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#11182
If swimming is great exercise, explain whales to me.
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#11181
Multitasking? I’m not even good at unitasking.
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#11180
The reason swans mate for life is because they don't talk.
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If I had a crystal ball to see 5 years in the future, I would have 2020 vision
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#11178
I’m a really down to earth guy because, you know, gravity.
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