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#11191
Novell
For Valentine's Day pizza is getting me an extra ten pounds. Can't wait
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#11190
Political debates are great if you want to watch idiots talk to us like idiots to prove that the idiot next to them is a bigger idiot.
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#11189
Why would saying "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" loudly make you sound precocious?
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#11188
Sorry, trees, but I grab 15 extra napkins I don’t actually need every single time I eat out anywhere.
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#11187
Me: Dad, I'm gay. Dad: What? I can't believe I'm just finding out now! Me: I know. I just found out too. Someone on the internet told me.
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#11186
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Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers. Nothing bad has happened, but I’m trying to be proactive.
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#11185
There's always cake to celebrate happy moments, but I really think cake would do better during the bad times. Got fired? Have a cake.
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